foot dexterity, flashing, and fatigue

Well it is Saturday afternoon - day after Ozzfest. A really great show, and a great time had by all. (Side note We went and visited Grammy - she was sitting up and fully recognized us, was pleasant and cheerful...WTF? Everyone has good and bad days I suppose! ) Onto Ozzfest from there. Wow, was it hot. I am so glad the cooler contained a high percentage of beverages, thanks to me :) Great shows, great performances, Rob Zombie was awesome. Only thing I hate is when tall guys shove their way in front of me only to block me after I've "staked my claim". Forget keeping your personal space, there's no such thing in a mosh pit. Saw a girl get full on kicked in the head. Ouch. So we go to our seats, which are in the section right next to the sound board. This girl comes to the aisle in front of us, her b/f is carrying a full tray of stuff drinks, chicken fingers, and such and I think wow, she must be cold, she has her arms pulled inside her shirt and she's wearing long sleeves. Ya not so much. Girl had No. Frigging. Arms. I thought wow, it must be somewhat challenging to be here, but I'm trying not to gawk at her. In my head, I'm thinking bathroom must be a challenge, and Rob leans over and whispers in my ear "Jesus Christ I wonder how she wipes her ass. " Freaky, huh? Now this is cool. She crosses her legs, and with her toes picks up a chicken finger, dips it into honey mustard, and brings it to her mouth. Takes a bite, dips again, and repeats like 4 times. Rob and I are dumbfounded. Forget the fact that there is heavy metal all around us, girls flashing their boobs, music assaulting our eardrums, it's hotter than hell, there are lots of scary ass people.... we are both transfixed on this girl eating fucking chicken fingers with her toes.
Now the flashing. So I am near the pit at Rob Zombie and this girl says to one of the roadies, "So can I get over this wall so I can go up front?" His simple answer is "no." "Will this help?" and she lifts up her shirt in front of all these people. Dude looks her straight in the eye, not the boobs, and says "Not so much." Fucking great. :)
So the rest of the show rocked, it was a great time... the traffic leaving the arena always sucks and as a result we did not get home until 200 AM. But my friend Gene stated what might be one of the best quotes ever (while sitting in the backseat) ... "So I am going to go home, take a shower, get nude, set up my Clint Eastwood poster cut-out and rub one out." Rob nearly drove off the road laughing. What makes this REALLY funny is that Gene is not gay.
And Rob had to work at 7:00 AM. Poor guy. I do not have the heart to tell him that after he left, I fell back asleep and slept until 11:30 AM.
So here I am at work. I so wish I had taken this day off as well as yesterday. sigh. "i wish I had a vacation." :) Actually this has not been a bad day. Sharrie's still home sick, but I've got Special K, which makes it all worthwhile. :)